Friday, August 19, 2011

What if...?

Here's the deal.

We have the right to vote in these United States...at least most of us do.

So...

A VERY small percentage of eligible voters actually make our decisions.

We have a two party system with an occasional third just for laughs.

A relatively few Democrats get together at their convention and nominate someone to represent them.

The Republicans do the same.

Then we are left to decide between the two...with a glance at the third party person who most of us reject on the premise that "he/she'll never win so why should I throw my vote away or, by voting for him/her, tip the election to the scumbag I really hate and would never vote for even with a gun to my head..."

Therefore...

If we want Obama to be relected then we should all join the Republican Party, become delegates and go to their convention next summer.

We could be Trojan Horses. We could enter a real idiot into the pool of nominees and lobby for votes and have that ninnie be the standard bearer of the GOP.

That way Obama would be guaranteed the election.

Or vice versa. We could join the Democrats and go to their convention and help draft Hillary or Michael or Michael or Sean and thereby guarantee that the Right Wing base would be so energized against that candidate that they would get out the vote for the GOP.

We have the power. The hell with working within our usual party of choice.

Let's join the opposition and get 'em from within...!

Sheep in wolf's clothing kind of thing ...get it?

They'll never know what hit 'em.

BUT WAIT!!!

What if it backfires and we help get a Hyper-Conservative nincompoop elected or a Left Wing Extremist?

As Gilda Radner famously said,

"Never mind...!"

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