Monday, March 29, 2010

Onward Christian Soldiers...

The New York Times Today...

Members of a Christian militia were indicted on sedition and weapons charges in connection with an alleged plot to murder law enforcement officers.


Now let me get this straight...Christians plotting to commit murder...

Hmmm...let's review...the SIXTH COMMANDMENT is...

Class...? Come now children...you know it...think!

THOU SHALL NOT MURDER...

Now...CHRISTIAN Militiapeople (political correctness you know...) You will stay after class and write on the board 1,000,000,000 times:

"Thou shall not murder"

Ok?

And that brings up another point in this Passover/Easter season.

If Jesus was a Jew and all of his followers were Jews doesn't that make Christianity simply a sect of Judaism and, by extension, all Christians, therefore, Jews?

And if that's so, then what's all the fuss about...at least between the Christians and the Jews? The Muslims...now that's another story for another day...

And why do the Christians hate the Jews when they idolize a Jew? That's like people hating black people when they idolize Michael Jordan and Lawrence Taylor.

Huh?

"Why is this night different from all other nights?"

Because tonight we have some God Fearing/Loving Christians in jail accused of sedition and conspiring to murder some police officers...don't forget the sedition part.

Oh before I forget...why aren't they charged with terrorism? Where's Alberto Gonzales when you need him?

Masquerading as the Easter Bunny no doubt.

Leave the head on the chocolate bunny...eat the feet first...save the head...put it in the freezer...eat it in the summer...when you take out your frozen snowball to throw at the neighbor's howling dog!

SHUT UP ALREADY!

2 comments:

  1. As always Kevin it's a marvelous Blog. Great sense of humour. I haven't been blogging for a while and I must say I'm not as good as you are. But I had not heard of this Christian Militia. The mind booggles since one simply cant get ones head around that idea that they murder if they were Christian. The confusion of the world in these times shows no bounds. You should check out our Iraq Inquiry for such confusions where the government in the UK are investigating why they went to war in contradiction of the UN's articles on when a war could be justifiable. I'm none the wiser and your blog says it all.

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  2. Thanks for the comments...glad to see someone is reading...

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