Friday, May 1, 2009

I am Curious...Hello?

I was wondering, what ever happened to:

Hurricane Katrina victims.
Charlie Rangel's real estate issues.
Ed McMahon's real estate issues.
George W. Bush's Air National Guard record.
Dan Rather.
Elliot Spitzer.
Elliot Gould.
George Elliot.
Leona Helmsley's dog.
Burt Reynolds.
Debbie Reynolds.
Reynolds Aluminum.
Halliburton.
Ahmed Chalabi.
Cher.
John Poindexter.
Oliver North.
Oliver Stone.
Oliver!
Tom Carvel.
Alberto Gonzales.
Elian Gonzales.
Speedy Gonzales.
Fuller Brush.
The submarines that came in cereal boxes that you put baking soda in and they did something cool (I don't remember what, exactly...)

Just wondering...

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  1. Hurricane Katrina victims.
    Still there. Rebuilding. Still suffering.

    Charlie Rangel's real estate issues.
    Paying those back taxed in increments.

    Ed McMahon's real estate issues.
    He got $7 mil. in a settlement.

    George W. Bush's Air National Guard record.
    The dog ate it along with his homework.

    Dan Rather.
    Retired but still doing public speaking gigs.

    Elliot Spitzer.
    Raking in dough from public speaking and writing.

    Elliot Gould.
    Serving on SAG board of directors and still doing support roles in films as recently as last year.


    George Elliot.
    Which one? There are 6 notable George Elliots.

    Leona Helmsley's dog.
    Moved to Fl. with one of the hotel managers.

    Burt Reynolds.
    Does voiceovers

    Debbie Reynolds.
    Lives next door to Carrie in L.A.

    Reynolds Aluminum.
    Still being manufactured.

    Halliburton.
    Still corrupt raping of the planet going on.


    Ahmed Chalabi.
    Now head of the Iraqi services committee

    Cher.
    Performing in Vegas and making the big bucks. Lives off PCH in Malibu when she isn't working.

    John Poindexter.
    Retired. Spending time w/grandkids.

    Oliver North.
    Public speaking. Still getting palms greased by the republicans.

    Oliver Stone.
    Who cares? Directing another bad film. This time, a sequel to Wall Street due in 2010

    Oliver!
    Currently enjoying a revival in London.

    Tom Carvel.
    dead

    Alberto Gonzales.
    Still under investigation while raking in $30K per guest speaking appearance across the US and abroad

    Elian Gonzales.
    Lives with his family in Cárdenas

    Speedy Gonzales.
    Licensed by Volkswagon for Spanish-speaking commercials

    Fuller Brush.
    Still in production in Great Bend, Kansas.

    The submarines
    The dry sponge ones that would expand in water? Old school.

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  2. George Eliot...the novelist
    The plastic submarines..very cool.

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