Thursday, July 8, 2010

Who...?

LeBron James...

Oh...he's the basketball player.

He makes a gazillion dollars throwing a ball through a net.

He is tall.

He is young.

People are dying in Afghanistan and Iraq (and Darfur and Holyoke)

Goldman is still in business.

BP is "fixing" the oil spill.

Sarah Palin is...

Glenn Beck is also...along with Rush Limbaugh.

Unemployment is very high.

Expectations are very low.

Except for the LeBron James heavyweight decision...the mother of all decisions.

"Should I stay or should I go, now?"

It has been proven that when times are hard, economically, the people go to the movies.

In a multiplex near you:

"The LeBron James Story...or...How to Succeed at Basketball Without Really Trying"

Please pass the Wheaties...or the cat food...whichever is closer. Wouldn't want to put you out...

...or out of sight, out of mind...

You choose.

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